Persona-driven cart recovery, AI compliance gating, multi-supplier sourcing, autonomous content publishing. Real product running now on shop1.slatewick.co.uk. Eight services, one bill.
No card. We'll email when private beta opens (target: 2-3 weeks).
Every feature is dogfood-proven on our own store. Numbers are live as of build time.
12autonomous engines
406+103 e2e Playwright
69UK-curated kill-list
4email · SMS · WhatsApp · voice
Every dropship problem you eventually have to solve, already solved.
Scans Reddit, Hacker News, Kickstarter, YouTube Shorts daily. LLM-cleans into product types. Lifecycle classifier (DARK→EMERGING→RISING→BOOMING). Demand-forecast biased by realised category margin.
69 UK-curated rules: trademarks, age-restricted, weapons, cosmetics, electrical safety, sanctioned countries. Blocks before listing. Operator-tunable.
Velocity, billing/shipping/IP/card mismatch, disposable email, sanctioned country. Catches ~80% of chargebacks at <1% false positive. £15 per chargeback prevented.
CJ first, Spocket fallback, AliExpress reserve. Strict head-noun relevance match — no more "Dust Cover for Appliances" matching "Smart Appliances".
Email at +1h, SMS at +4h, WhatsApp at +24h, voice call at +48h on £200+ baskets. LoRA-tuned brand voice. CloudNumbering SMS at £0.025/msg, voice at £0.008/min.
Stripe fees, FX slippage, refunds, ad-spend allocation — all recorded per order. Realised category margin feeds the candidate scorer so winners compound.
Generates platform-tuned captions per product per platform via your brand-trained LoRA. TikTok / Instagram / Pinterest publish queue. Persona Pixel-4 driver included.
Auto-kill ROAS<1 after £20 spend. Auto-scale 5× at ROAS>5. Decisions recorded for Meta/TikTok publisher worker.
One platform, N brands. Categories route to the matching archetype store. Per-store pricing floors, supplier preferences, persona pool.
No setup fee. No long contract. Cancel any time. Migrate out with one CSV export.
For a single store running organic.
Single store running paid + organic.
Multi-store operators + agencies.